A trip to the zoo

  1. I was very exhausted. 
  2. The zoo trained its animals not to show themselves. 
  3. The alligators didn't budge. 
  4. The ponies had so much ticks in their coat that they had to roll over the sand to relieve themselves of their itch.
  5. The gorillas only ate bananas thrown in their direction--after that they slouch and sleep. 
  6. The lions and the bears look like they've lost hope in their lives.
  7. A one year-old boy hasn't developed the faculties to appreciate animals. Maybe next year.