His shirt was sort of burnt yellow (or sunflower, maize, or goldenrod) with a serifed print large enough for everyone to notice. "Self-parody," it said. He was installing, with other men of the same built, a tarpaulin: Birit Idol ng Fortune Market, an Inter-Baranggay Singing Contest 2013. He wears a black cap and jeans. I want to have his shirt.