While hunkering down and munching on my McSpicy sandwich, with my son high on french fries and gravy, and my beloved wife drugged by their "limited edition" coffee float, amidst packs of Sunday afternoon snackers, shopping cart parked next to our table, I felt the guilt of eating food that I am well aware of as highly processed, saturated with artifical flavors and preservatives, and more atrocities I have yet to read, and it kicked in with the voice of The Onion's headlines: 24 year-old Area Man Feels Middle Class Guilt For Eating With Middle Class People At Nearby Fastfood Chain.