A kid - probably age 9 or 10 - called my office phone twice just now. The first call he was away from the phone, shouting 'I'm scared to talk to Tito Nato!' in Tagalog. There's the blare of children music - it's like a noisy toy was placed right next to the telephone? It almost scratched my eardrums. It's reminiscent of Crystal Castles' I Am Made of Chalk.

The next call, he asked if he could talk to Tito Nato. The same music - a children's rhyme? - was playing in the background. I said sorry, wrong number. He laughed and said, who's this, then? I slammed the phone and got back to fucking work. At 6.38 PM.